"Facebook Friend" Written by Danny Roque I know you like lasagna And speak some Japanese I’ve seen your baby pictures And know all your allergies You had pimples back in high school When you ran for president How you spent your last vacation What you did and where you went I know these things about you Though we’re just acquaintances It really won’t surprise you When you find the reason is Because you are my Facebook friend One that I can rely on My Facebook friend One I depend upon Harvesting crops in Farmville Or helping me with a mob kill Though I may never see you again You’re my Facebook friend Traveling the worldwide web Had just been on my own Many lonely hours Playing Words With Friends alone A single table in a cafe world With a future looking blech ’Til the day you poked me And I poked you back And now you are my Facebook friend One that I can rely on My Facebook friend One I depend upon So good you can’t debate it It feels like we’re related Though I may never see you again You’re my Facebook friend You’d like to visit Paris I’d like to go there too We seem to have a lot of things In common, me and you We’ve become such great amigos That I’m sending you a heart A pity that we both live Seven thousand miles apart But still, you are my Facebook friend One that I can rely on My Facebook friend One I depend upon You know I won’t forget you Although I’ve only met you Though I may never see you again You’re my Facebook friend Though I may never see you again You’re my Facebook friend My Facebook friend You’re my Facebook friend You’re my Facebook I think that I’ll be home by ten Let’s meet and play some Scrabble then | Visit the Facebook Fan Page of Danny Roque Buy "Facebook Friend" at: |