Background Photo Graphic by Katherine Dobies. Cupcakes baked and photographed by Just Cake by Wendy.
| "9 Dollar Cupcake" Written by Rob Paravonian Nine dollar cupcake You better be damn good You better have a job baked into you That helps me afford my neighborhood You better be my soulmate Or the holy grail You better have the winning lotto numbers Or Kate Upton's email You better have flour made of cocaine Or frosting made of gold You better get me higher Than the biggest joint I ever rolled You better give me confidence And take away my sense of dread And tell me I made all the right decisions As I lie awake in bed Nine dollar cupcake You think you're better than me If you just waltz into my neighborhood And bougie up my street I'm sure you're tasty But why should I care We don't need to eat everything With our noses in the air When I first heard about you I only laughed and mocked But what the hell do I know There's a line around the block Why do people love you I just can't figure it out I guess you give 'em somethin' That they can blog about Nine dollar cupcake [Nine dollar cupcake] Nine dollar cupcake Are you why The rent's too damn high Our culture gets stale When the whole town is upscale Nine dollar cupcake I got a hunch That I will hate you more Than I hate people who love brunch Nine dollar cupcake Messin' up my 'hood I might pay four bucks for you But only if you're really good Nine dollar cupcake [Nine dollar cupcake] Nine dollar cupcake [Nine dollar cupcake] |  Buy Rob Paravonian's music at:  |
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