I know a guy, he makes me quite irate Anything I like he automatically hates He's a contrarian, You can never be right! He's a contrarian
If all of his friends say they like a flick He'll say it was lame just to be a dick He's a contrarian, "I don't have to see the movie." He's a contrarian
He'll argue for days on end Just because to him that's fun Never ending! He's a contrarian
He'll say the opposite thing Just to egg you on If the whole room is pro You know he's gonna be con Khan!! He's a contrarian, Everybody's always wrong! He's a contrarian
He never takes time to think things through Automatic! He just disagrees because he thinks He's better than you He's a contrarian, "Pfff, yeah, you'd think that." He's a contrarian
He could score less points than you And somehow say he won "I played smarter." He's a contrarian
Watch him now! None of his beliefs are held deeply It's all on the surface! Blindly choosing the opposite takes no thought It's so predictable! If all of his friends became contrarians like him He'd say, "oh, that's what you are? Then I'm not."
He'll spend all day quoting useless facts, All of his videos are Betamax Betamax! He's a contrarian, "It's a superior technology" He's a contrarian "It's not that inconvenient."
Any agreement just makes him tense So he'll argue things that don't make sense He's a contrarian, "I just don't think puppies are that cute." No! He's a contrarian "Sunshine? Bah!"
He would join the NRA Just to say he doesn't like guns Bwoh! Bwoh! Bwoh! He's a contrary... He's a contrary... A very, very contrarian Contrarian!